And what an interesting read it was! The large print really helped. Watch the typos though. And, if you don't tone down that chapter with Miss Silverheels, you're never going to find a publisher. I never would have suspected that oil filter wrenches could be put to such uses... :)
Good luck on Teakettle if that's really what's on your mind. Looks steep and loose.
"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
--Peter Gibbons (Office Space)