At Flume Creek Canyon's terminus the canyon forks into two branches. Each one ends in 100 ft near vertical walls (April 10, 2004). In the east of the two branches there was this cleft in the rock that looked like a butt crack.
"I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal. You know why? Whenever Marge turns on one of her 'non-violent' programs, I take a walk. I go to a bar, I pound a few, then I stumble home in the mood for looooove."