The cougar crest trail is a nice little hike, although you can hear boat/atv/airplane noise almost the entire hike. Saw several dozen lizards, nearly stepped on them a couple times, they were so abundant.
"Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife into the piano. The woodworms are so bad and eat hell out of all furniture that you can always claim the woodworms did it."