El Cap is an incredible wall, but unfortunately very crowded. Some years ago a friend and I started up "The Nose" route and climbed only a few pitches only to find out that there were 17 parties in front of us on the next 1000 feet. We ended up rapping off.
"Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife into the piano. The woodworms are so bad and eat hell out of all furniture that you can always claim the woodworms did it."