That would be toast. His owner was the guide for my trip. He's one of the coolest dogs I've met and has summited Ishinca and I believe Pisco. Whenever you start feeling like a bad ass he's always there to put you back in your place. I've seen him climb a 70 degree ice face to get onto a glacier without any difficulty.
"Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife into the piano. The woodworms are so bad and eat hell out of all furniture that you can always claim the woodworms did it."