With a trail to near the summit, I took someone up that barely made it. At the summit I told him it was on a scale of one to ten, ten being the hardest I do, a number one. As he caught his breath, he said something not so nice.
"Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife into the piano. The woodworms are so bad and eat hell out of all furniture that you can always claim the woodworms did it."