On a section hike of the AT when my friends and I happened upon a group of VT and WVU students swilling screwdrivers and bag wine. After visiting and helping them lighten their load we headed off to War Spur shelter. As we descended 2 of the young'uns ran past, trying to make the liquor store in Blacksburg before it closed. I pictured blood and a medical helicopter in my head.
"Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife into the piano. The woodworms are so bad and eat hell out of all furniture that you can always claim the woodworms did it."