I thought retired people were supposed to sit around and tell lies about their youth. It's a good thing you have other ideas (plus, you're not old enough yet to crab about the days of yore). Congratulations and thank you again for your service to the country.
"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
--Peter Gibbons (Office Space)