The road leading to Loch Lomond is actually called "Steuart Road" (not "Stewart") and is named after the lake above the loch. As of 1/20/08 it has a road sign and a mileage marked, and has two separate gates of closure.
"Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife into the piano. The woodworms are so bad and eat hell out of all furniture that you can always claim the woodworms did it."