Summitpost needs an "ass-kicker" from western Canada. Hope you are willing to clean up some of the spottier pages here. If you've climbed some others that are already on here, you may be able to "adopt" them.
"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."