Once again, like the Miller page, your information is good but the coordinates are way off. Here's the fix. Let me know when you change the numbers and I'll change my vote. If you add photos, I'll vote a 10.
"Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife into the piano. The woodworms are so bad and eat hell out of all furniture that you can always claim the woodworms did it."