There once was a Spammer named Sandra,
Who urged me to respond to her plea,
I succeeded in removing her from my in-box,
Didn't want her to stalk me with GLEE.
We all live in a world full of strangers,
Who want us to make them fast friends,
This Cyberspace gig holds many DANGERS,
I wish "The Chief" would come back to make AMENDS ..
The End ???