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Re: I am a hater

Postby The Chief » Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:00 am

Below are three more REAL Sport Climbers that indeed certainly could and still will out climb any SPer in the alpine world...

They even chugged a stein of beer while free soloing a 5.12 route...
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Re: I am a hater

Postby MoapaPk » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:25 am

Putin is a gym climber.
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Re: I am a hater

Postby The Chief » Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:22 pm

Taco wrote: No SPer can accomplish such things....

Exactly... especially YOU!
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Re: I am a hater

Postby The Chief » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:11 pm


But, his (Kurt Albert) contributions over 35 years to the climbing world in general can never be matched. A true Legend and incredible human being to say the least. His passing last year brought tears to many through out the world.

He is missed for his stout boldness and gentlemen character.
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Re: I am a hater

Postby Vitaliy M. » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:52 pm

Taco wrote:Note shoes and lack of rope. There was a forest fire raging on top of the climbing wall, which he wrestled and defeated gloriously. No SPer can accomplish such things, only true hard men.

omg, at first I thought he was roped, but no. the guy just doesn't give a flying fk :lol: he is a rebel!free soloist
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Re: I am a hater

Postby lcarreau » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:06 am

Fletch wrote:What's beaver pumping?

"Phobos and Deimos went to Mars, and that's the last time I saw those two dudes."
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Re: I am a hater

Postby depclimb » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:02 am

I have a "I "heart" haters" sticker on my climbing helmet.
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Re: I am a hater

Postby Hotoven » Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:01 pm

I sport climb once in a while, its fun, but whats almost more fun is seeing the "real" sport climbers cry when they fall, or when they miss a dyno on that over hanging 5.12d they have been working on all day.

Got to give it to them though, they are pushing themselves and hopefully enjoying it.
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Re: I am a hater

Postby aran » Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:27 pm

lcarreau wrote:
Fletch wrote:What's beaver pumping?

That is f#*+ed up and hilarious. I kind of want my three minutes back though, and I don't think 'I can have it"...
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