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Re: Climbing Mountains/Dating Women, are they one and the sa

Postby mrchad9 » Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:49 pm

The grass is greener where you water it.
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Re: Climbing Mountains/Dating Women, are they one and the sa

Postby Fletch » Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:49 am

Your problem getting laid may have to do more with posting shit like this on the internet...

C'mon, man! Grow a pair!

And frankly, SD/OC/LA has more "10's" per capita than anywhere on earth... somebody get this guy his mojo back...
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Re: Climbing Mountains/Dating Women, are they one and the sa

Postby MichaelRyanSD » Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:10 am

I think your missing the point of the analogy I was making, simply put, I'll have a great time dating them, they are are all I think about when I do, but once I get laid, its like a switch goes off and I'm just sorta over them.

When I hear about a sexy mountain to climb, I get all hyped and prepared for it, once I do it, I'm usually over climbing it again.

See the parallels.

Like I said this was just sort of a joke thread, 80% joke/ 20% serious. I had a 3 year relationship and a 2 year, so yeah, I just don't use them and loose them,well not all of them anyways :)
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Re: Climbing Mountains/Dating Women, are they one and the sa

Postby MoapaPk » Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:12 am

I know this may seem strange, but many men report that amputation of the left small toe offers relief from this problem. Well, some do. Actually, I just made that up. Happy April 1st.
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Re: Climbing Mountains/Dating Women, are they one and the sa

Postby lcarreau » Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:25 am

mrchad9 wrote:The grass is greener where you water it.


lol ..... would that be like pissing into the wind ? ? ..... :D

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Re: Climbing Mountains/Dating Women, are they one and the sa

Postby WillP » Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:29 am

MichaelRyanSD wrote:I don't know if I'm crazy


Rest easy dude, you're not crazy. Misogynistic, narcissistic, sure, but that's not the same thing.
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Re: Climbing Mountains/Dating Women, are they one and the sa

Postby norco17 » Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:42 am

Shouldn't this be in ethics spray and slander?
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Re: Climbing Mountains/Dating Women, are they one and the sa

Postby MichaelRyanSD » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:42 am

WillP wrote:
MichaelRyanSD wrote:I don't know if I'm crazy


Rest easy dude, you're not crazy. Misogynistic, narcissistic, sure, but that's not the same thing.


Does it make me misogynistic and a narcissist if I actually take being called those things a compliment? lol
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Re: Climbing Mountains/Dating Women, are they one and the sa

Postby radson » Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:45 pm

ron burgandy wrote:Keep on keepin' on son. You'll never know which one to stick with if you don't climb enough mountains. Some mountains you enjoy climbing multiple times, might be the one you kinda stick with. Other mountains, once is enough. You dig.


I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
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Re: Climbing Mountains/Dating Women, are they one and the sa

Postby radson » Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:42 pm

Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women.
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Re: Climbing Mountains/Dating Women, are they one and the sa

Postby radson » Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:48 pm

You are a smelly pirate hooker.
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Re: Climbing Mountains/Dating Women, are they one and the sa

Postby radson » Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:02 pm

I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head.
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Re: Climbing Mountains/Dating Women, are they one and the sa

Postby jesu, joy of man's desiring » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:42 pm

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...the nightmare continues forever


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