I solemly swear, to the best of my ability, to defend the constitution, of the united federation of summitpost, to make it great again.
For my first order of business, I will replace all photos currently uploaded to the site, with photos of bavarian serving wenches.
My second order of business would be to require all new photos uploaded to the site be of bavarian serving wenches!
My third order of business would be to forbid any photos of bavarian service wenches that are of asian descent.
Enjoy these new changes would should take effect in my first 10 days of ownership.