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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:11 am

norco17 wrote:Top reasons why SP is dead ...

6. I have not even seen bacon or peanut butter mentioned in a while


jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:
Just throwing out ideas here....


I GOT IT :!: ... anybody posting a "very cool and updated" trip report gets a FREE "makin' bacon" shoulder patch ....

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by norco17 » Sun Jan 22, 2017 3:56 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:
For example: we offer prizes, give aways, raffles, etc.

.....like, for every Trip Report you post you get one free


Just throwing out ideas here....

How about for every new route you post you get a choice between

1. skipping the lottery for a whittney permit
2. 50% off everest permits
3. free one way ticket to Antarctica
4. a matt free trip to New Zealand
5. free sherpa services for mount sunflower
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:20 am

We need something more "down to Earth."

How 'bout a free trip to the Cincinnati Zoo to see Harambe the gorilla ? My bad ... Harambe is dead.

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by Matt Lemke » Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:37 am

I like the 50% off everest permits option, we could even give away a free all inclusive guided trip to the summit of everest! Flights to Orlando included. Your guide will ride beside you and hold your hand too, since you'll probably be out of your element climbing such a large mountain with a 100% chance of falling...although amazingly survival from the fall is guaranteed at 99%
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:10 pm

Matt Lemke wrote:I like the 50% off everest permits option, we could even give away a free all inclusive guided trip to the summit of everest! Flights to Orlando included. Your guide will ride beside you and hold your hand too, since you'll probably be out of your element climbing such a large mountain with a 100% chance of falling...although amazingly survival from the fall is guaranteed at 99%


Right Matt, we could even bring "Holly-weird" into the equation ... Arnold Schwarzenegger can be MY tour guide ....

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:41 pm

Is this peanut butter you mentioned chunky or creamy, because my Proctologist says my system can only handle CHUNKY.
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by Lolli » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:08 pm

Yes, it really seems to be quite dead.
Age is a matter of mind and if you don´t mind it does not matter!
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by norco17 » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:48 pm

Lolli wrote:Yes, it really seems to be quite dead.


Holy Hell!

All we need now is the chief.
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:43 pm

norco17 wrote:
Lolli wrote:Yes, it really seems to be quite dead.


Holy Hell!

All we need now is the chief.


And don't forget nurse Ratched -- nurse Ratched rocks !

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:18 am

Lolli ... I heard you were a big fan of Tarja Turunen and her Finnish band- mates "Nightwish." Any truth to this rumor ..... ?

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by johnm » Tue Jan 24, 2017 4:05 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:
norco17 wrote:Top reasons why SP is dead.

4. Where are Anita, Butters, Toxo...
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6. I have not even seen bacon or peanut butter mentioned in a while


I've been a close, personal friend of "butters" for many years, and for the record, her face is very attractive and pleasant. Any man who has met her IRL I'm sure would agree. She has a beautiful face, imo.

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Hey Steve, tell the truth, you fell off your bar stool at the 35er and hit your head again didn't you?
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:35 pm

^^^^ In order to accomplish this magnanimous feat, we need "Toxo" to return to SP's glorious forum pages.

... I'm hoping the dreaded Illuminati didn't take advantage of her, and turn her into a loyal follower of Beelzebub ... but, I've seen stranger things happen.
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by lcarreau » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:11 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:Hey why the hell is this goddamn thread slowly dropping down the page???


Actually, THIS "deity" is responsible -- it's name is Beelzebub, otherwise known as "King of the Bottomless Pit" or the "Lawless One."

The page is sinking, ever sinking to an untimely death we cannot fathom -- where souls are forever lost .... did I say forever ?

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Re: SP truly is dead...

by phydeux » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:34 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:Hey why the hell is this goddamn thread slowly dropping down the page???

Newsflash! This thread is JUST GETTING STARTED...it's had about 5100 views, but after about 500,000 VIEWS it should be HALF WAY DONE!!!


Do you simpletons understand this?


Another thing...I don't like it when beginners clog up this General Forum with a bunch of stupid noob questions...

Here's some friendly advice to beginners:

DON'T ASK A BUNCH OF DUMB FUCKING IGNORANT QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!

Don't get on yer computer and ask a bunch of random Internet dipshits for "expert advice" when said random dipshits may not know SHIT about ANYTHING

In fact, if you ASK ME for advice I will purposely give you SHIT ADVICE to try to get YOU KILLED...and if you survive you will "thank me" for giving you the most VALUABLE lesson of your life...


Now let's focus again on that bastard....JASON H

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OK . . . why is the sky bluer at 20,000 feet than it is at sea level? IS it due to those new blue-hued LED lightbulbs we're now forced to buy here in California that are actually darkening the color of the daytime sky, or did the master race that controls us just put a fresh coat of blue paint on the sphere we're contained under?
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Re: SP truly is dead...

by Jesus Malverde » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:49 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:Let's think big & dare to dream!

Hey, how about others posting more mindless crap over in Ethics, Spray and Slander?
ethics-spray-and-slander.html
It feels like a one-man circle jerk over there at times.. Would love some company.
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