On Tuesday, the Enquirer published a story detailing Woods' alleged affair with a New York party girl, who has since hired Gloria Allred (a damning, de facto admission of guilt, if you ask me). Then TMZ jumped in. Next, at 2:25 a.m. Friday, just hours after turkey dinner, Woods crashed into a hydrant and a tree outside his home in a gated Florida community. It's been reported that his wife used a golf club to smash the back window and get him out. Upon emerging from the Escalade, Woods was incoherent. He had lacerations to his lips, blood in his mouth, scratches on his face.
Tiger was lucky he didn't lose his nuts in the "car wreck".