Tiger -- I was arrested in Copenhagen

Deleted User · by **Deleted User** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:37 pm

Well, like I have always said, if you are rich and famous don't get married. His wife was extremely hot, but maybe he got tired of her since she's from Scandinavia.

On Tuesday, the Enquirer published a story detailing Woods' alleged affair with a New York party girl, who has since hired Gloria Allred (a damning, de facto admission of guilt, if you ask me). Then TMZ jumped in. Next, at 2:25 a.m. Friday, just hours after turkey dinner, Woods crashed into a hydrant and a tree outside his home in a gated Florida community. It's been reported that his wife used a golf club to smash the back window and get him out. Upon emerging from the Escalade, Woods was incoherent. He had lacerations to his lips, blood in his mouth, scratches on his face.

Tiger was lucky he didn't lose his nuts in the "car wreck". :lol:

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by **peladoboton** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:45 pm

can't there be one rich and famous guy that makes it big and keeps a family together? i swear.

by **Hotoven** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:49 pm

Yeah, his wife is hot stuff, why should he mess around? I guess its a requirement if you have over 100 million in the bank.

by **Hotoven** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:34 pm

squishy wrote:
peladoboton wrote:can't there be one rich and famous guy that makes it big and keeps a family together? i swear.

It's fucking embarrassing, you have everything or can get it and you manage to fuck that up? How? Maybe the 1st mistake was getting a wife...I hate money, hate hate hate...but I hate the fact that I need it even more...we are slaves to an intrinsic value awarded to pieces of paper, which hold no real intrinsic value outside your head...it's genius...

I read this long ago, it blew my mind when it comes to money...

http://www.amazon.com/Money-Meaning-Lif ... 0385262426

Thank you Federal Reserve System = (Rich guys who want to get richer) :cry:

by **Ejnar Fjerdingstad** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:41 pm

squishy wrote:
peladoboton wrote:can't there be one rich and famous guy that makes it big and keeps a family together? i swear.

It's fucking embarrassing, you have everything or can get it and you manage to fuck that up? How? Maybe the 1st mistake was getting a wife...I hate money, hate hate hate...but I hate the fact that I need it even more...we are slaves to an intrinsic value awarded to pieces of paper, which hold no real intrinsic value outside your head...it's genius...

I read this long ago, it blew my mind when it comes to money...

http://www.amazon.com/Money-Meaning-Lif ... 0385262426

Well, it's not long ago that you could go into a bank and get the value in gold, so the paper had some real value. Actually, it was Nixon who dropped the gold standard in 1971. When my father was young (yes that's close to 90 years now) he got his salary (in Denmark) in gold coins every month.

The value of gold stems from the fact that it is rare and virtually indestructible by natural forces, it is also pretty. For a Marxist view you could add the amount of work required to get a few gram of it.

Deleted User · by **Deleted User** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:59 pm

Billy Joel couldn't keep his pants on even though he had Christie Brinkley. Apparently it doesn't matter what you look like, if you have money you can get poosie on demand when and where you want it. This should encourage doogie to go back to school. :lol:

Deleted User · by **Deleted User** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:05 pm

Well folks, here she is! Would ya???

by **DudeThatMustHurt** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:08 pm

truchas wrote:Well folks, here she is!

I don't blame him!! I mean, what a bastard... Come on tiger. I mean her tits are only huge and she is only a 9.... Dude

Deleted User · by **Deleted User** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:12 pm

Sometimes it's a good thing to be a common man with the personality of sandpaper. :wink:

I don't care how much you love your wife ... if you constantly have hot women throwing themselves at you, sooner or later you're gonna screw up.

Deleted User · by **Deleted User** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:12 pm

Another one. He's got his balls to the walls yea.

by **xDoogiex** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:22 pm

Must g0 bak 2 sk00l!

by **Hotoven** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:29 pm

It makes you think, how many other affairs has he had if he just got caught for this? The more you do it, the higher chances you have in getting caught.

How many babes you think hes been hitten before his honey caught him?

by **Clark_Griswold** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:44 pm

Show me a hot babe, and there is almost always someone who has tired of fucking her. Or, if she's a lesbian, there is someone who is tired of getting fucked by her, or eating and being eaten by her, or having some sort of exchange of scissoring all night long. You get the picture.

by **Hotoven** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:47 pm

jhodlof wrote:Show me a hot babe, and there is almost always someone who has tired of fucking her. Or, if she's a lesbian, there is someone who is tired of getting fucked by her, or eating and being eaten by her, or having some sort of exchange of scissoring all night long. You get the picture.

Well yeah, but that doesn't mean they don't like it anymore!

by **John Duffield** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:12 am

2_climbaxes wrote:Look at it this way, there is going to a single sexy woman back in the dating pool that is at least 50% as wealthy as Tiger was.

Is that right? No pre-nup?

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