Tiger -- I was arrested in Copenhagen

by **Charles** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:54 pm

xDoogiex wrote:I'm gonna go ask Mrs. Woods out. You think I should bring her on a golf date?

What´s your handicap?

by **Big Benn** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:16 pm

xDoogiex wrote:Don't worry truchas, Arthur treachers is British food and not to bad

Sorry to pick another 'Merican up on use of English.

But it is totally out of order to use the words, "British food" and "not too bad" in the same sentence.

And anyway. When I realised truchas was kindly teeching me to speek Texas 'Merican, I dropped any reference to him having to be subjected to British food.

Now. What's been going on in the Woods household today? Updates as available please.

by **Big Benn** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:46 pm

truchas wrote:Is there such a thing as a 10 iron?

I'm sure his balls to the walls are swelling after the Scandinavian wife took to them with a club. Did he really think he could get away with banging all these whores and her not find out?

Old news truchas. :wink:

What's been happening today!

by **erykmynn** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:55 pm

truchas wrote:Looks like one's a porn star.

but not this one, right? she looks classy

by **erykmynn** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:10 pm

truchas wrote:
erykmynn wrote:
truchas wrote:Looks like one's a porn star.

but not this one, right? she looks classy

Are there no porn stars that are classy? I believe this is the one. They're porn stars for a reason, they have to have some looks. I'm sure they're flapping in the wind down there but you can't see it in this pic.

Sure, why not. But it's a minority maybe. I mean, you gotta make up for all that time you spend with your pants off.

by **Buz Groshong** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:07 pm

truchas wrote:Pic of a 3rd that Tiger was banging relentlessly. Looks like he loves giant boobies.

Hey, who doesn't?!!!!!!

by **xDoogiex** » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:39 pm

Buz Groshong wrote:
truchas wrote:Pic of a 3rd that Tiger was banging relentlessly. Looks like he loves giant boobies.

Hey, who doesn't?!!!!!!

+1

by **Castlereagh** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:34 am

some more of #1

by **dbraunstein** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:57 am

I saw where Con leader Rush couldn't resist playing the race card. It's an outrage that the NFL didn't let him buy a team. :cry:

by **Fury** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:09 am

charles wrote:
xDoogiex wrote:I'm gonna go ask Mrs. Woods out. You think I should bring her on a golf date?

What´s your handicap?

Mostly personality.

by **Bob Sihler** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:32 pm

truchas wrote:
erykmynn wrote:
truchas wrote:Looks like one's a porn star.

but not this one, right? she looks classy

Are there no porn stars that are classy? I believe this is the one. They're porn stars for a reason, they have to have some looks. I'm sure they're flapping in the wind down there but you can't see it in this pic.

She does soft-core movies (I know because I've seen her in some

), so maybe those types are the nice girls of porn. I wish she would be nice to me...

by **xDoogiex** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:27 pm

Myfirstsexteacher.com???

by **xDoogiex** » Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:46 pm

Not only would I hit it, I would hit all of them!!!

by **xDoogiex** » Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:49 pm

MikeTX we need to become the first alpine golf players. ASAP and hangout with T-W00dz

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