...he heads to a pub for beer to reminisce about how he used to find bad weather days quite tolerable.

he writes forum posts determining if he is over the hill.

..he's on his fourth belay device, and suddenly realizes that the latest new-fangled gizmo he's using is a modestly-re-designed version of the first from twenty years ago

a climber is over the hill when he starts descending the other side

he begins pushing up grass instead of walking over it.

He starts talking about "in my day", as in:

"we didn't have SLCDs / RPs / hexes / ice tools / crampons / dynamic ropes / ropes "

"We had to do all our climbing downhill, both ways."

When he has to take a litlle blue pill to get up...
...
...
The hill

trekking poles turn into walkers

when he can´t remember.

when he is walking downhill

charles wrote:when he can´t remember.

What?

... he listens to his wife!

He mistakes "Google Chrome" for a wheel on his motorbike, and no longer has time to partake in
fascinating bells and whistles of "chatting features," such as the one implemented HERE on SP.

Betta is his guide, and the road his constant master ...

If his/her posts on SP out number his/her climbs by say 10 to 1?