Sh*t Climbers Say...

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Vitaliy M.

 
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Re: Sh*t Climbers Say...

by Vitaliy M. » Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:28 pm

mconnell wrote:Use of grunts and yelling also seems to be a requirement to be a sport climber. Watched (listened) to a guy doing that when 3 feet off the ground on a 5.6 route last weekend. Didn't seem to do much for his climbing, nor did it impress the girls climbing the route next to him.


Do you think Chris Sharma climbing 5.15 would impress girls? He yells quite a bit.

Yes there are. I met this kids at school and started climbing with him. He started climbing at a gym and that's how he got into it. I showed him this video and he got pretty embarrassed because of how similar it was to him. For instance, he chalks up multiple times even on short routes, he will break and chalk up. I haven't used my chalk bag since last summer.


My hands sweat a lot, I chalk up a lot. What's the problem with that?

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Re: Sh*t Climbers Say...

by Hotoven » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:52 pm

Vitaliy M. wrote:My hands sweat a lot, I chalk up a lot. What's the problem with that?


When its 30 degrees out and you chalk up every move, either your an addict, or your hands are very messed up. (this one guy I know)

I try not to chalk up, even in summer, it waste time and energy and messes up my flow, but that's just me.
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Re: Sh*t Climbers Say...

by sushiman » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:55 am

I'm thirsty... Anybody have some watta?

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Re: Sh*t Climbers Say...

by Matt Lemke » Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:05 am

Sh*t Climbers Say you ask?

"Will belay for food"

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Re: Sh*t Climbers Say...

by lcarreau » Sun Apr 15, 2012 1:17 am

sushiman wrote:I'm thirsty... Anybody have some watta?


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Re: Sh*t Climbers Say...

by mconnell » Mon May 14, 2012 5:56 pm

Vitaliy M. wrote:My hands sweat a lot, I chalk up a lot. What's the problem with that?


"Chalk is aid." - Harvey T. Carter

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Re: Sh*t Climbers Say...

by Diego Sahagún » Mon May 14, 2012 6:02 pm

Where is a mountain there :?:

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Re: Sh*t Climbers Say...

by Lolli » Sun Aug 12, 2012 2:34 am

Shit climbers say?
Things like "Whose the sexiest American female mountain guide"?
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Re: Sh*t Climbers Say...

by philoparts » Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:17 am

I like this one better....


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JPpM1nFLAE[/youtube]

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Re: Sh*t Climbers Say...

by lcarreau » Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:22 am

Careful with that axe, Eugene ..

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