Unusual sense of humor there (prison humor??)...think I would've been less understanding ... "Tell you what old man, if you can walk down to the car with my shiny #3 camalot in your rectum, stem and all, it's all yours. Deal?" ...then we could all laugh about it (maybe).
Hahaha man, if I really wasn't so nervous I would have said just that! Im pretty sure that even a slight breeze at that point would have had us decked to that small summit clutching terra firma for dear life- college investment be damned!