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Re: SP truly is dead...

Postby lcarreau » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:11 am

norco17 wrote:Top reasons why SP is dead ...

6. I have not even seen bacon or peanut butter mentioned in a while


jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:
Just throwing out ideas here....


I GOT IT :!: ... anybody posting a "very cool and updated" trip report gets a FREE "makin' bacon" shoulder patch ....

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Re: SP truly is dead...

Postby norco17 » Sun Jan 22, 2017 3:56 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:
For example: we offer prizes, give aways, raffles, etc.

.....like, for every Trip Report you post you get one free


Just throwing out ideas here....

How about for every new route you post you get a choice between

1. skipping the lottery for a whittney permit
2. 50% off everest permits
3. free one way ticket to Antarctica
4. a matt free trip to New Zealand
5. free sherpa services for mount sunflower
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Re: SP truly is dead...

Postby lcarreau » Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:20 am

We need something more "down to Earth."

How 'bout a free trip to the Cincinnati Zoo to see Harambe the gorilla ? My bad ... Harambe is dead.

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Re: SP truly is dead...

Postby Matt Lemke » Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:37 am

I like the 50% off everest permits option, we could even give away a free all inclusive guided trip to the summit of everest! Flights to Orlando included. Your guide will ride beside you and hold your hand too, since you'll probably be out of your element climbing such a large mountain with a 100% chance of falling...although amazingly survival from the fall is guaranteed at 99%
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Re: SP truly is dead...

Postby lcarreau » Sun Jan 22, 2017 2:10 pm

Matt Lemke wrote:I like the 50% off everest permits option, we could even give away a free all inclusive guided trip to the summit of everest! Flights to Orlando included. Your guide will ride beside you and hold your hand too, since you'll probably be out of your element climbing such a large mountain with a 100% chance of falling...although amazingly survival from the fall is guaranteed at 99%


Right Matt, we could even bring "Holly-weird" into the equation ... Arnold Schwarzenegger can be MY tour guide ....

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Re: SP truly is dead...

Postby lcarreau » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:41 pm

Is this peanut butter you mentioned chunky or creamy, because my Proctologist says my system can only handle CHUNKY.
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Re: SP truly is dead...

Postby Lolli » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:08 pm

Yes, it really seems to be quite dead.
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Re: SP truly is dead...

Postby norco17 » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:48 pm

Lolli wrote:Yes, it really seems to be quite dead.


Holy Hell!

All we need now is the chief.
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Re: SP truly is dead...

Postby lcarreau » Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:43 pm

norco17 wrote:
Lolli wrote:Yes, it really seems to be quite dead.


Holy Hell!

All we need now is the chief.


And don't forget nurse Ratched -- nurse Ratched rocks !

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Re: SP truly is dead...

Postby lcarreau » Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:18 am

Lolli ... I heard you were a big fan of Tarja Turunen and her Finnish band- mates "Nightwish." Any truth to this rumor ..... ?

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Re: SP truly is dead...

Postby johnm » Tue Jan 24, 2017 4:05 am

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:
norco17 wrote:Top reasons why SP is dead.

4. Where are Anita, Butters, Toxo...
5.
6. I have not even seen bacon or peanut butter mentioned in a while


I've been a close, personal friend of "butters" for many years, and for the record, her face is very attractive and pleasant. Any man who has met her IRL I'm sure would agree. She has a beautiful face, imo.

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Hey Steve, tell the truth, you fell off your bar stool at the 35er and hit your head again didn't you?
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Re: SP truly is dead...

Postby lcarreau » Wed Jan 25, 2017 3:35 pm

^^^^ In order to accomplish this magnanimous feat, we need "Toxo" to return to SP's glorious forum pages.

... I'm hoping the dreaded Illuminati didn't take advantage of her, and turn her into a loyal follower of Beelzebub ... but, I've seen stranger things happen.
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