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Postby lasvegaswraith » Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:44 am

truchas wrote:Here's a summary. As twomuchbooze would say, tits ahoy.

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Maybe number 9 is that teacher Truchas was looking for...note the blackboard (yeah....I know, I know. It took several minutes for me to notice anything else, too)
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Postby lasvegaswraith » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:40 am

truchas wrote:
lasvegaswraith wrote:
truchas wrote:Here's a summary. As twomuchbooze would say, tits ahoy.

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Maybe number 9 is that teacher Truchas was looking for...note the blackboard (yeah....I know, I know. It took several minutes for me to notice anything else, too)


I noticed that blackboard in the background. Did I miss something else?


Yeah....her hair looks great. She must go to Supercuts! :?
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Postby butitsadryheat » Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:12 am

Yeah, but it's not a pearl necklace! :lol:
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Postby xDoogiex » Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:19 am

Did someone say hawt teecher?!?
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Postby Sierra Ledge Rat » Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:58 am

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave.."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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Postby Ejnar Fjerdingstad » Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:39 am

Why does Tiger Woods hate women with natural breasts?
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Postby Charles » Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:46 am

Ejnar Fjerdingstad wrote:Why does Tiger Woods hate women with natural breasts?

Another handycap maybe! :D
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Postby eferesen » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:32 pm

Correct me if I am wrong but #1 and #3 look like they are natural. But then what the hell do know.....

Ejnar Fjerdingstad wrote:Why does Tiger Woods hate women with natural breasts?
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Postby Ejnar Fjerdingstad » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:05 pm

eferesen wrote:Correct me if I am wrong but #1 and #3 look like they are natural. But then what the hell do know.....

Ejnar Fjerdingstad wrote:Why does Tiger Woods hate women with natural breasts?


On closer inspection, I think you are right!
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Postby Alpinist » Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:10 pm

#8 and #10 look like twins... :shock:
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Postby lasvegaswraith » Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:32 pm

Sierra Ledge Rat wrote:It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."


Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave.."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"


:D :D :D :D :D
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