ron burgandy wrote:Umm, yeah. I have 2 big dogs, and i'm not paranoid about anyone dumping shet into my well. I know what you're thinking hotrod, somebody could shoot my dogs. Once again, not paranoid.
Ah, no bigass hardened steel lock on the access port. Gotcha.
Two big fat t-bone steaks and your 2 big dogs are instantly rendered completely useless for ten to fifteen minutes.
Kinda like a slab of Salted Bacon placed in front of a Moose.
No weapons required.
Q: Why don't they ever quote the guy that says, "well, it will all blow over, it always does. I've seen dry, and I've seen wet, and likely it will be very wet in a year or two". It's always, "we're all gonna die, motherfuckers, waaaaaaaaaa!".
Funny you say that.
Old Dave McCoy popped in the office this afternoon looking to see if the bosses Pop was around as he was headed next door to get his once a month haircut. Told him no but I figured what the hell, gonna get his take on all this "Dry Spell" hysteria.
So I ask him, "Well Mr. McCoy, how about this dry spell we are having?"
He starts giggling and then says just about the same as the quote above. He tells me how back in 47 and 48' he walked more than he skied both of them Winters when he was doing his part time Snow Surveys for the LADWP.
"This aint dry compared to those two Winters. Not one bit. There were numerous Winters after those that were not as bad as they were but far worse than the last two we have had. Folks these days just don't know. Funny aren't they."I chuckled and told him I know exactly what he means.
Amazing human being that Dave McCoy is.
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