FortMental wrote:I fucking hate Ari-fucking-Zona. The only dumb-shit state with a Z in it. Other than Missouri. The worse thing about living in New Mexico is being sandwiched between the dickheads in A frikkin' Zee and the ass-tards in Tee fucking Ex. Arizona is the only state that makes Texas look like a state populated by physically fit caring honor students.
Who the fuck lives in a state where cold tap water comes out of the faucet warmer than fresh piss? Who can live in state where the only ski area makes snow out of raw sewage? And what the fuck is an Arizona Cardinal, anyway? There'a a bird that hasn't been seen in Arizona in, what, 165,000 years? If ever! And who the fuck ever thought up Evan Mecham? And then elected him governor?
You know....that's why God created the Colorado Plateau: to flush Arizona into the Mexican piss pot otherwise known as El Golfo De California. He just didn't think it would take so long....
THAT is what sucks about Arizona.
Yeah well, at least Arizona is the actual name of an AMERICAN STATE. It's not another country with "New" tacked onto the front of it. What kind of shitheads live in a state that can't even have an American name? Golly gee, why don't they name their state "New Puerto Rico" or "New Cuba" or something. Why do those New Mexican jackasses hate America so much? I bet they're just a bunch of terrorists, except they're too stupid to achieve any real terror. Or they keep it in their own shithole of a state, which'd be why New Mex is the #2 state for crime these days. Or maybe they just spend all their time at the fabulous New Mexico National Parks! Oh wait, I'm sorry... the only one New Mexico has is Wonderful Carlsbad Caverns, the mighty cave with the tour and the built-in snack bar. No wonder those turds are always over here visiting the Arizona parks, since this state actually has some good ones. But I sure wish those terrorist criminals would stay over there instead!
Take that!