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There once was a Spammer named Sandra,

Who urged me to respond to her plea,

I succeeded in removing her from my in-box,

Didn't want her to stalk me with GLEE.

We all live in a world full of strangers,

Who want us to make them fast friends,

This Cyberspace gig holds many DANGERS,

I wish "The Chief" would come back to make AMENDS ..

The End ???

I dated a Sandra once. Thought maybe she wanted me back.

Do email spammers go to moron school to write email spams? Everything is lower case, even the first-person "i". There's no spacing between punctuation and the following letter. Every single email spam I get has the same grammar, spelling and layout errors.

You know, if they cleaned up their emails a bit, had a copy-editor look it over once, I bet they'd get more response. It's a goldmine out there, but not being exploited as effectively as it could be. That's a shame.