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PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:19 pm
by tigerlilly
:twisted:

In my best Mongomery Burns voice...... "ehhhhhxxcelllent...."

PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:36 pm
by dskoon

PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:31 pm
by Mihai Tanase
8)

PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:37 pm
by Hotoven
truchas wrote:


Maybe she could become a teecher, then hook up with the 13 year old after he summits Mt. Elbert, I mean Everest. Hopefully the boy won't mind teeth that look like Cimarron Ridge, Colorado.

Cimarron Ridge


I could see that, I'm sure their first date would consist of swapping stories on how they got all their endorsements and how they secretly don't like some of them but keep them just for the money! :D I'm sure it would be a fun night and end with poor Jordan recommending an orthodontist, not quite knowing or being acclimatized to female emotions yet. Ohh but he would learn quickly!

PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2010 7:12 pm
by mrchad9
FortMental wrote:Bump me own shizzle up...

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PostPosted: Sun May 23, 2010 5:21 am
by billisfree
Did this kid plead "hardship" that he couldn't finish high school 1st - and then go climb?

PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:10 pm
by Diggler
Excellent stuff, FM! ""Social services, Nepali authorities, MI-5, and NASA should take these kids away from these awful parents" wrote many members of SummitPost, a staid users group of overweight hikers." Ha ha.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:35 am
by Arthur Digbee
I can't believe I missed this back in April (I was - gasp - in the mountains) but this is great, Fort Mental.

Elves, can you get it onto the front page somehow? It would be wrong not to.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:18 am
by Hotoven
FortMental wrote:Jordan Romero.... You're already an old fart!!

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So, join the frikkin' club already!


haha good call!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 1:30 pm
by Outside
In the midst of a particularly difficult day, one need only log on the musings of our friend, FortMental, to find solace and sanity. Thank you my friend for yet another "classic"

PostPosted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:37 pm
by Hotoven
FortMental wrote:Jordan Romero on the Tonight Show.... yep, he sure looked like a 13 year old kid, but HUGE!

What's next for the Everest Summiter?

50 State Highpoints!!!

WOW!



I'm speechless!


Is that true? or are you just being yourself?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:26 pm
by kayakerSS