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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:31 pm
by Big Benn
On reflection being forced to eat British food for a whole week is most certainly a "cruel and unusual" punishment.

Commuted to three meals of British food, to be eaten over an elapsed time of one month. That will give truchas plenty of time to fill up on raw steak and hamburgers in between.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:33 pm
by Big Benn
charles wrote:But at the end of the day, is it interesting. If he was just some chap down the street, would it be worth all the publicity?


Sod the publicity, I'm down the street and could just fancy one of those bints right now. :D

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:07 pm
by Mike Zastoupil
It looks like Nike may have a new marketing campaign for it's golf balls, it will not be about how far you can hit them but durability.

10 different holes and still ready to play.........

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:10 pm
by Buz Groshong
Bob Sihler wrote:
Hotoven wrote:Yeah, his wife is hot stuff, why should he mess around?


Man + hot woman who is willing to fuck him = spike in cigarette usage

It has nothing to do with money or how hot the wife is; most men are weak when it comes to this. Most of us are lucky never to get tested that way.


Actually, I think most of us get tested, since one survey claimed that 60 percent of men that were married more than some length of time (don't remember the exact number of years) were unfaithful. Same survey claimed a 50 percent rate for married women, so apparently they are about as weak. No matter what we have, we always want more. Some of us resist temptation, some don't, some try to and fail.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:46 pm
by Big Benn
truchas wrote:Maybe after Tiger bangs his bints, he smokes some blunts. :lol:

Bryan, quit teeching me those silly English words!

Did you mean "teaching"? :wink:

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:12 pm
by Hotoven
truchas wrote:So how many women does Tiger have to bang before we can label him a slut?


Good question, I think that since he hit them all while married the number of woman resulting in the dubbing of the name "slut" should be low.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:13 pm
by Charles
What happened to the "camel toe"? :D :D

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:21 pm
by Alpinist
Tiger's woes continue...

An ambulance responded early Tuesday (this morning) to a call for medical assistance from the Florida home of Tiger Woods, US media reported.

Local television in the Orlando, Florida area where Woods resides said a call for an ambulance was received from the Woods home at 2:36 am (0736 GMT).

News footage showed an unidentified blonde woman arriving at an area hospital on a gurney reportedly from the Woods home.


Source.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:51 pm
by Charles
truchas wrote:
charles wrote:What happened to the "camel toe"? :D :D


You didn't see my caption above the last photo?

did now! :D

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:51 pm
by xDoogiex
Don't worry truchas, Arthur treachers is British food and not to bad

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:53 pm
by xDoogiex
I'm gonna go ask Mrs. Woods out. You think I should bring her on a golf date?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 2:54 pm
by Charles
xDoogiex wrote:I'm gonna go ask Mrs. Woods out. You think I should bring her on a golf date?

What´s your handicap?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:16 pm
by Big Benn
xDoogiex wrote:Don't worry truchas, Arthur treachers is British food and not to bad


Sorry to pick another 'Merican up on use of English.

But it is totally out of order to use the words, "British food" and "not too bad" in the same sentence.

And anyway. When I realised truchas was kindly teeching me to speek Texas 'Merican, I dropped any reference to him having to be subjected to British food.

Now. What's been going on in the Woods household today? Updates as available please.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:46 pm
by Big Benn
truchas wrote:Is there such a thing as a 10 iron?

I'm sure his balls to the walls are swelling after the Scandinavian wife took to them with a club. Did he really think he could get away with banging all these whores and her not find out?


Old news truchas. :wink:

What's been happening today!

PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:55 pm
by erykmynn
truchas wrote:Looks like one's a porn star.

Image
but not this one, right? she looks classy