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Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:17 pm
by TheOrglingLlama
5. You will get lumped in with the 'elitist' crowd.

4. You've never been there, and neither have I. But having read all about it makes me an expert.

3. Oh look ! Five minutes of my life gone, just like that.

2. Chief Dow Milquetoast will flame yer sorry ass.

1. Top reason :

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No llamas ! :mrgreen:

Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:43 pm
by JasonH
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Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:47 pm
by Lolli
hey hey hey
Mr Milktoast isn't here anymore,
don't you bash him.

Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:52 am
by Arthur Digbee
You beat me to it, you filthy llama-llover. But I was going to go a different direction.

Five reasons to climb Mt Sunflower:
5. You probably won't die.
4. Scuba proficiency not necessary.
3. Illinois' high point is only open a few weekends a year.
2. Hey, if you're already in Kansas, you might as well do something.
1. You can be the first to complete the Sea-to-Summit route.

Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:23 pm
by DukeJH
Any mountain can be the most dangerous in the world if you don't approach it the right way.

Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:27 pm
by Bob Sihler
The most dangerous mountain in the world is any mountain I've climbed and you haven't.

Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:39 pm
by Jow
That is true, granted I did it in sandals in the dark, but I am in incredible shape

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Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:30 am
by Tangeman
Jow wrote:That is true, granted I did it in sandals in the dark, but I am in incredible shape

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Whew! Did you need supplemental oxygen?

Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:45 am
by lcarreau
I always wanted to MOUNT Daisy, the cow..

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Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:06 am
by lcarreau
Actually, I always wanted to CRASH a Polar Bear Party.

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Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:58 am
by mrchad9
Cut that out lcarreau!!!

Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:00 pm
by Princess Buttercup
lcarreau wrote:Actually, I always wanted to CRASH a Polar Bear Party.

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Penguins roasting on an open firrrreeee....

Jack Daniels nipping at your... well, nipping Jack Daniels anyway...

Yule-tide caroles being sung by The Chief,

And folks dressed up in orange pants...



Shit: has it stopped raining yet?

Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:19 pm
by lcarreau
mrchad9 wrote:Cut that out lcarreau!!!




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Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:58 pm
by Noondueler
lcarreau wrote:
mrchad9 wrote:Cut that out lcarreau!!!




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See what happens when you post an Everest thread? It just flakes out.

Re: Five Reasons not to post to a Mount Everest Thread

PostPosted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:26 pm
by phydeux
1. Mt. Everest's climbing seasons are May and October. Why would you want to go climbing when you can spend May chasing sexy senoritas around in Mexico (Cinco de Mayo) or October frolicing with the frauleins in Germany (Octoberfest) for a story?

2. Show the editor what the Internet is all about. Show him/her how easy it is to cut-and-paste last years drivel about Mt. Everest onto the company's most recent webpage update (nobody reads your stinkin' rag of a e-newspaper anyway). Point, copy, paste . . . yer column inches for the day are done!

3. Its a only a mountain. It'll be there tomorrow. So spend the time doing #1 & #2 above.