If you only have time for one route at Red Rocks....
Had a rendevous with a friend I hadn't seen in 15 years, we waited, and then started without him, he arrived just before we started the second pitch so we threw the rope down. Beats meeting someone at a cafe that's for sure.
"Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife into the piano. The woodworms are so bad and eat hell out of all furniture that you can always claim the woodworms did it."