If I were to name these towers I'd call the first tower Barad-dur, the great fortress in Mordor where Sauron dwelt. The other I'd call Orthanc, in Isengard, where Saruman the White lived.
(Bar da door) and (Or thank).
That or Bob and Doug.
"As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls."