This map corresponds to the North Ridge route on Kit Carson. Red shows sustained class-4 scrambling on the north ridge, yellow and green show two options for getting to the ridge, blue patches show cliff band and large boulders to be avoided.
"Never! Never, Marge! I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?!"