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West Wall Warmup

Page Type: Trip Report

Location: Austria, Europe

Lat/Lon: 47.56980°N / 12.31210°E

Object Title: West Wall Warmup

Date Climbed/Hiked: Jul 10, 2010

Activities: Trad Climbing

Season: Summer

 

Page By: mvs

Created/Edited: Jul 23, 2010 / Jul 23, 2010

Object ID: 640761

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Totenkirchl Westwand (VI+, 24 pitches)


I'd been looking forward to climbing with Jesse for months, and I knew we'd immediately hit it off. His previous aggressive trips to the Dolomites had succeeded in bagging all kinds of routes I wanted to do, and the attitude he projects in photos and writings was the absolute best kind. Basically always happy and ready for more climbing. So I picked him up at Hauptbahnhof, and after a nice farewell dinner at my home, we loaded the car and headed south. It was great for Kris and the boys to get to meet Jesse, I could tell Kris liked him because he made her laugh.

Supposedly the Dolomites were stormy over the weekend, so I suggested we start with the Wilder Kaiser. It would give him a chance to see another climbing area, and give me a chance to knock off a climb I'd been dreaming about for years. Of course (ahem) it's not exactly an easy climb. Frankly, it shouldn't even be on the menu for a "warm up" or "introduction" climb for anybody. I was kind of aware of that, but still, in execution the length and demanding nature of the climb still surprised me!

I'm talking about the Totenkirchl West Wall, first climbed in 1913 by the immortal Hans Dülfer. The route is over 20 pitches long and requires climbing to grade VI+ (about 5.10a). The cruxes were first climbed via tension traverses, a favorite technique in the old days when a smooth wall barred the way...just swing around to the side until finding a crack or gully! In typical I'm-so-excited-to-climb mode, I pronounced all this to be within our ability and pulled up to the trailhead around midnight, vaguely waving to a place in the bushes where Jesse could put his sleeping bag. We watched the Milky Way a few minutes and feel asleep.


Off early, we skipped breakfast because we knew the Stripsenjochhaus would have something for us. Jesse needed coffee after a tiring flight from Spain. Who would have thought this was beyond my ability as host to provide? While Jesse looked on in growing dismay, I argued with the cook for some food, attempting to lure him into handing over some butter and tea with a tempting wad of euros. But he was having none of it: I needed colorful little cards or "chits" that were the only kind of money he could accept. He promised that if I waited in front of an empty office someone would come and allow me to change money into "chits." When pressed, he revealed that he had no idea when someone would show up. "Maybe at 8 o'clock," (almost 2 hours hence!) was the best he could offer.

Meanwhile, smiling people came and went, bearing away neat trays of ham, sausage, tea and eggs. Whimpering aloud, I began to pick through the leavings of others scattered on tables outside. With burning shame and rage I suggested that we leave, remembering all too well how I'd waxed eloquent to Jesse about the famous rustic friendliness of the Austrian Huts, and the simple Bavarian charms we would find there. Shattered, Jesse followed, now nursing a waterlogged stomach: I'd breezily urged him to drink lots of water on the way to the hut. Now, without food, he sloshed painfully along. On several occasions I wondered where he was, and found him attempting to force "burps" by lying down on a pointy rock. "Are you okay?" His replies were always affirmative, but perhaps this was just the mask of friendliness you apply for the first day of climbing with a stranger. Hmm...I'm definitely going into debt here, I thought!

After another hour, we reached an avalanche cone of old snow at the base of the Winkler Couloir. We were to climb this for a vague distance, then wander left on slabs to find the route on the large face. We could see the summit looming 800 meters above us, already hazed in the morning heat. "At least we'll have shade for a while!" I chirped. Kicking steps up the old snow, occasionally slipping gracelessly, I lost Jesse again.

Ah there he is.

Lying facedown on a pointy rock.


Above the snow, the climbing day began for real. Mainly because neither of us wanted to downclimb the snow. But in such ways victories are attained. We scrambled up, once seeing another party above moving out of the gully. Eventually we realized we'd soloed several "IV+" pitches. The continual bending and stretching of the body seemed to help Jesse's intestinal distress, and we started to get the feeling we were beyond a hard start. We kept soloing out of the gully and onto the low angled entry face. A protruding buttress provided a ramp to the upper near vertical face. We roped up and Jesse led a pitch on the slabby right side, finding good gear. The party above was rounding a corner, having finished "The First Traverse." I climbed a crack on the face up and right then Jesse got the traverse pitch (V+), which climbs down and across a wall on small holds. Somewhere in here a party of four appeared below us in the entry gullies, now steaming in full sun. We were grateful to still be in shade and feared the line creeping up the wall.

Jesse had a scary moment following a steep pitch on a buttress when a block the size of a dinosaur egg, or maybe it was a dinosaur egg, ended up cradled in his straining hands. Between his legs he saw the large party hopelessly tangled in their ropes, apparently reconsidering their late assault on the face. Releasing the egg would be disaster! With some hopping motions and bodily undulations he got the egg again cradled in it's ancient home. Packing some dirt around helpfully, he vacated the area gently and arrived glassy-eyed at the belay. But another session with a pointy rock restored equilibrium and he led a fine pitch up cracks to a sunny perch at the supposed crux of the climb.

The "Nasenquergang," or Nose Traverse, was the subject of much hand-wringing the night before, when I first saw a picture of a strong, fit young climber on it. And he still looked like he might fall off. I wondered how a jovial suggestion to do the climb classically with an "elegant" tension traverse would go over. Glumly, I accepted my fate and traversed far to the left, noting with sad acceptance how the holds became ever smaller. "Watch me here," I moaned tonelessly, already resigned to the fate of the "screaming rag doll." Success seemed to depend on one leap of faith: stepping up with sweaty cheek pressed hard against the wall, left hand and foot feeling blindly for anything. Mouth gaping silently like a fish out of water, I pawed with slow patience, slowly raising my foot on tiptoe. The ghost of a promise of a sidepull would have to be enough for me. The price to find out was to release the good sidepull my right hand held in a deathgrip. With the veritable wry smile, I let go, leaned left and was rewarded. Around this time Jesse emitted a very satisfied burp and pronounced himself cured. Tottering somewhat, either in surprise as the echoes faded downcanyon or because I had no idea what move to make next, I beetled further left on bumps and nubbins, finally attaching securely to the beefy holds that make up the "nostrils" of the Nose.

"Yes!" I cried. Instantly insufferable, I begged Jesse to take pictures. "It's actually really easy" I huffed. "It's all there." A short lieback crack got me to the belay. Jesse came across. For once I'd done right by him, reserving the blue rope for a top belay, while the orange rope snaked through the horizontal traverse. His lead of the "Zig Zag Wall" was photogenic and clean. We started thinking of lunchtime.

But my next pitch confused me. From a perch with some kind of lower-out anchor, I was expected to downclimb an overhang to a steep slab, then traverse around one buttress after another. For a long time I hemmed and hawed, figuring out how I could do the moves free despite a 2 meter long sling full of knots hanging in the crux. Eventually I realized such fussiness wouldn't help Jesse at all. If I found the downclimb scary with a top-rope, how would he feel on follow with the rope 2 meters below him? The right thing to do was to figure out how to aid it securely. Picture climbing through a childrens jungle gym that's been quietly rusting since 1963 on a Florida beach, swinging wildly for rotten leather straps, standing on things I can only describe as "mud pitons." Like the indignant white male that I am, I indulged in conspiracy theories:

"I didn't sign up for THIS!" I declared. "Look at those pitons over THERE! Isn't it CONVENIENT...for SOMEONE...that I was led HERE?" Jesse didn't like it either. Our new friendship now strengthened by shared grudges, he got us out of there for a more congenial place to munch sandwiches: the Bivouac Ledges, where little piles of rocks beneath an overhanging white wall hosted birds and a few tattered pieces of leather. Thanks but no thanks, we thought.

We felt pretty good, except that our tongues were swelling up in our mouths and I was seriously considering sucking on a succulent piece of moss behind our belay piton. I erased the memory of a husk-like peanut butter sandwich with more traversing pitches. Jesse climbed a chimney then an exciting overhang to reach a stance below the Exit Cracks. A short but awkward climb through a wide crack (about VI-, 5.8 or 5.9), left me huffing and puffing. I'd been able to place a cam by jamming my calf in the crack and flexing mightily.

Jesse got a slabby, dicey pitch above which seemed to offer two ways to go near the end: a lieback crack to nowhere and certain death, or a wobbly A0 traverse to a two piton belay. We'd had bolts for most belays and were clearly off route on a steep part of the wall. I led a cautious pitch up a shallow gully to a notch, fraught with decision: Left or right?

"Howzit look?" called Jesse.

"Left is very easy after two moves across hideous overhanging cheese, and right is muscling up a chimney to uncertainty."

Our topo seemed to have forgotten a pitch or two. By the time Jesse arrived, I was recommending the chimney. My palsied eyes finally saw a bolt belay on the right side of the chasm I perched in. Sometimes, mere proximity to bolts gives confidence even if you don't clip them.

Jesse swung into the chimney from a cave below and powered over an overhanging exit marked by a bolt. I arrived to see him slumped on a ledge with walls all around. "I thought this was the end?" I said. "Me too," he said blearily. I looked around the corner on the left for the 3rd class ledges that let us avoid the summit, but only saw yawning gaps and overhangs. Slithering my sandpaper over my lips, I headed up with half the rack, grimly determined to reach the summit. Two long cracks and a shallow gully brought me to "The Rescue Anchors," enormous pieces of metal right below the summit cross. "Screw redundancy," I rasped inwardly, and belayed Jesse to the summit.

W00t! Desperately afraid of missing dinner and cold drinks, we scurried down the normal way, scrambling non-stop until we had the Stripsenjochhaus in sight. I tried to call them and tell them we were coming. Ready the masseuse! But the phone didn't work. Just when I try getting into this "always carry a cell phone" thing...

After one of the rappels Jesse said, "hey I found a pool!" From the delicious slurping sounds above, I gathered he'd found a way to drink from it. I was too tired to climb back up. "I'll get the next one!" I said. But darn, I missed that one too, only recognizing my mistake when I heard the slurping up and behind me. On the final rappels Jesse looked considerably refreshed. For example his eyelids could open and close at will, they were that moist!

At the hut, determined not to endure another Kafka-esque comedy, I loudly declaimed my desire for chits and threw money at anyone who looked vaguely interested in taking it. Eventually we had plates of spaghetti and glasses of Radler, coke and spetzi before us. We began to recover slowly from our "warm up climb." :D


 

Images

The Nasenquergang

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rpchey I know that guy!

rpc

Voted 10/10

:)
We climbed along with Jesse & Graham the Steger line on Cima Catinaccio in '08...small world, good times, great TR's as usual.
Posted Jul 23, 2010 5:57 pm

mvsRe: hey I know that guy!

mvs

Hasn't voted

Thanks! Eventually we realized that the "couple from Portland who climbed in the Dolomities" that we each knew was the same one :D.
Posted Jul 24, 2010 3:38 am

EricChuVery good trip report!

EricChu

Voted 10/10

The story, the way you told it, the fantastic layout, the impressive pictures - excellent!
Cheers from - out of all places - Austria,
Eric
Posted Jul 25, 2010 5:42 pm

mvsRe: Very good trip report!

mvs

Hasn't voted

Wow thanks Eric, that means a lot! I'm trying to get a bit less technical in my trip reports. It sends my wife to sleep when I go too heavy on the pitch by pitch descriptions. As for the layout, I was feeling a little oppressed by the constant white background on Summitpost. I like viewing pictures and text with a dark background. Apologies to people printing the TR out...
Posted Jul 26, 2010 8:42 am

Sarah SimonGreat report and looks like fun!

Sarah Simon

Voted 10/10

These smiles:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ripsawridge/4812146649/

Say it all. Looks like a lot of fun! Thanks for sharing.

Sarah
Posted Jul 26, 2010 5:33 pm

mvsRe: Great report and looks like fun!

mvs

Hasn't voted

thanks a lot! It's just such fun!
Posted Jul 27, 2010 4:05 pm

climbxclimbNicely done...

climbxclimb

Voted 10/10

Great trip report!
Posted Jul 30, 2010 7:40 am

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