I love it!
I'm not even sure why we thought it was funny, but it started with a comment along the lines of "Sir, you have besmirched my national honor and I demand satisfaction." Next thing I knew the trekking poles were coming out and I was looking for someone to be my second.
Thanks. I'm glad the U.S. Border Patrol didn't catch us in the act. I think this sort of thing (dueling) was outlawed long ago.
You Ess AY!
That took me a minute. I thought you were swearing at me at first!
Way to think outside of the box.
Leki. Still waiting for approval as an Olympic Sport.