There are at least four good reasons:
1 I won't be able to climb anything harder
2 I can't carry anything heavy
3 I have hardly anything to lose
4 You haven't managed to climb all of those crags yet.
TOP 10 REASONS CLIMBING IS BETTER THAN SEX...
10. CHOICE OF NOVICE OR EXPERT ROUTES
9. A CLIMB CAN LAST ALL DAY
8. GUIDEBOOKS TELL YOU HOW MANY VISITORS HAVE BEEN THERE BEFORE YOU..
7. CAN PICK THE LENGTH AND DIAMETER OF YOUR ROPE
6. THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE BACKING YOU UP IN CASE YOU FALL OFF
5. YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR PROTECTION BEHIND FOR THE NEXT GUY..
4. LOTS OF TIGHT CRACKS
3. IT'S NOT CONSIDERED KINKY TO WEAR A HARNESS
2. THE ONLY RUBBER YOU WEAR IS ON YOUR FEET.
1. THERE ARE STILL ROCKS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN TOUCHED!
It is far better to combine climbing and sex - try and read at least the first line of this TR. (I'm afraid you have to rely on Google, quite unlike Liba :))
Jacek, that is not fair, but there's many things in life that are not ...
For crying out loud - My Google translator is
Can you please USE "body language" to explain
to me the combination of climbing and sex???
Thank you for your cooperation, dear Jacek!
Geez, my ancient "gypsy ancestors" (from central Europe) were wrong!
I thought this beautiful picture would have
gotten at least 30 votes!
I think everybody must be on Holiday..
"Two days were good, although the uncertain weather, we decide to use them up - choose something easy and fast - Bishorn. Mumin with Igim pursue his secret sex de Miranda, and we lighten up, head towards Bishorna.
Geez, I wish everybody on SP could "lighten up."
Who on Earth is Miranda? SP-member ???
"Come on down Miranda,
Your window's open wide..
Take a chance on a midnight dance,
So I can see it in your eyes.
Come on down Miranda,
No need to fix your hair.
Shake the town with the windows down,
Fly in the midnight air ..."
I would never imagine that Larry would come up with something like this! This should be published!
guys, (= Larry and Jacek), everytime I touch a rock and hold on it, it feels like making love to me... actually, much better... I trust the tock more than men :)
Don't count on me - Liba says rock's more reliable than men - keep on relying on your googlefriend. I'm afraid I can only explain that combination via Sex de Marinda or
Sorry to have to say this, but you sound very sexist :) Rock and wood are equally good.
Where did you get your very sexiest article?
It's easy, Liba, you just type "sexiest" you know - I bet Larry can confirm that.;)
I love Nature more than I love people, but I'm under the presumption (Doctor Livingston, I presume..) that sex is very sloppy, yet somehow necessary.
hm... no comment... don't want to shock anybody with my opinions...
If any of my comments shock you, then I
bestow upon you my deepest sympathy.
Is Colorado getting cold yet?
Czech-Polish coproductions are hot. :D
Oh yeah - i forgot that Larry is a part Czech.
How about Lukas? You mean Moravians are not Czech?
Most beer-drinkers are Czech, but not all Czech are beer drinkers.
But, what does that got to do with climbing in Colorado ???
Have a nice weekend, friends..
(Did I tell you the other part of me is Polish? Ha, ha...)
Sorry, Larry, I should've said "sexiest" but I just wanted your vote.;)
You have a good wank, too! Ha, ha ...
Is this conversation over yet? ?
But I meant global warming, Larry. As to the other things, it looks like Lucky Liba has gone kissing CO rocks again, and what's the use of a conversation if no pretty climber's listening?