I'd hate to be your tentmate that night!
Like the Arisophanes in opening to "The Clouds," we have gasseous emitting contests in the tent.
hungry, for crying out loud !!
One person per tent, right ???
... the way the weiners stick together with the goo that comes in the can.
You call it goo, I call it gelatiness. Either way just, I just cant say anything.