DumbAss Cotton Socks


Page Type Gear Review
Object Title DumbAss Cotton Socks
Manufacturer DumbAss Products, C/Pax LLC
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Page Type Jan 19, 2004 / Jan 19, 2004
Object ID 979
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DumbAss Products is pleased to announce a new and hilarious product just in time for this year's ski season: DumbAssCottonā„¢ Socks. Straight from Madison, Wisconsin, these socks are the perfect gag gift for all your tree huggin' fancy sock wearin' friends and relatives.

You know who we're talking about: the folks that drink $5 lattes, boast about their last great hike, quote the Dalai Lama, and ponder the road to enlightenment, all while wearing their specialty wool socks. These DumbAss Cotton socks may not "wick" the water away from your feet the way other outdoor socks might, but we guarantee that they will get plenty of laughs back at the ski lodge.

These DumbAss Cotton socks are one size fits all, premium-quality plain, white 87% cotton socks and have the words DumbAss Cotton printed in black directly onto both socks' bottom. Our socks are made in the U.S.A., and we use the most environmentally sound screen printing process available. The DumbAss Cotton printing will last for the life of the sock.

Plus, unlike specialty wool socks, which are segregated by activity (i.e., hiking, skiing, hunting, etc.), these DumbAss Cotton Socks are a versatile, all purpose sock that can be worn on any occasion, for any occasion. You will be 100% satisfied, even if YOU are a dumb ass!



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Erik Beeler - Dec 1, 2004 9:39 am - Voted 1/5

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I was just 10 years old when I learned the horrible truth about these socks. I was sledding at Dead Man's Hill with everyone else and working hard. Snow was getting in my boots but who cares because its above zero and thats warm right?!?! The socks got wet and my feet very cold. Had to cut my day short as I hobbled home on numb feet that tingled painfully as they warmed up.

Last year my girl friend wore thin cotton socks on a short winter hike in 12F weather. We ended up putting her feet in someones fleece mittons.

Cotton the "Death Fabric" - don't do it.

The Defiant One - Apr 1, 2005 4:46 am - Voted 1/5

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Cotton Kills!

Who hasn't learned the lesson that Cotton isn't for socks. I'm sure i could tell a good story about blue toes or "wooden feet"....if I weren't taught the easy way (thanks climber/mom) that these are only for dumbasses.

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