A Spammer named Sandra ..

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A Spammer named Sandra ..

by lcarreau » Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:28 am

There once was a Spammer named Sandra,

Who urged me to respond to her plea,

I succeeded in removing her from my in-box,

Didn't want her to stalk me with GLEE.

We all live in a world full of strangers,

Who want us to make them fast friends,

This Cyberspace gig holds many DANGERS,

I wish "The Chief" would come back to make AMENDS ..

The End ???

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Re: A Spammer named Sandra ..

by surgent » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:09 pm

I dated a Sandra once. Thought maybe she wanted me back.

Do email spammers go to moron school to write email spams? Everything is lower case, even the first-person "i". There's no spacing between punctuation and the following letter. Every single email spam I get has the same grammar, spelling and layout errors.

You know, if they cleaned up their emails a bit, had a copy-editor look it over once, I bet they'd get more response. It's a goldmine out there, but not being exploited as effectively as it could be. That's a shame.

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Re: A Spammer named Sandra ..

by lcarreau » Wed Nov 16, 2011 2:30 am

surgent wrote:
Do email spammers go to moron school to write email spams?


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