Matt Lemke wrote:I solemly swear, to the best of my ability, to defend the constitution, of the united federation of summitpost, to make it great again.

For my first order of business, I will replace all photos currently uploaded to the site, with photos of bavarian serving wenches.

My second order of business would be to require all new photos uploaded to the site be of bavarian serving wenches!

My third order of business would be to forbid any photos of bavarian service wenches that are of asian descent.

Enjoy these new changes would should take effect in my first 10 days of ownership.

norco17 wrote:Top reasons why SP is dead ...

6. I have not even seen bacon or peanut butter mentioned in a while

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:
Just throwing out ideas here....

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:
For example: we offer prizes, give aways, raffles, etc.

.....like, for every Trip Report you post you get one free


Just throwing out ideas here....

Matt Lemke wrote:I like the 50% off everest permits option, we could even give away a free all inclusive guided trip to the summit of everest! Flights to Orlando included. Your guide will ride beside you and hold your hand too, since you'll probably be out of your element climbing such a large mountain with a 100% chance of falling...although amazingly survival from the fall is guaranteed at 99%

Lolli wrote:Yes, it really seems to be quite dead.

norco17 wrote:

Lolli wrote:Yes, it really seems to be quite dead.

Holy Hell!

All we need now is the chief.

jesu, joy of man's desiring wrote:

norco17 wrote:Top reasons why SP is dead.

4. Where are Anita, Butters, Toxo...
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6. I have not even seen bacon or peanut butter mentioned in a while

I've been a close, personal friend of "butters" for many years, and for the record, her face is very attractive and pleasant. Any man who has met her IRL I'm sure would agree. She has a beautiful face, imo.

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