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Cannibalism

by colinr » Mon Jun 08, 2015 10:02 pm

Howw to Eat Your Partner

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMcCmULdEeI[/youtube]

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Re: Cannibalism

by hobogreg » Wed Aug 12, 2015 5:16 pm

Broken-bon appetit.
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Re: Cannibalism

by Jesus Malverde » Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:03 pm

Time to have that much-needed and updated discussion with your climbing/hiking partner(s):

Cannibalism Study Finds People Are Not That Nutritious
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017 ... y-science/
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Re: Cannibalism

by lcarreau » Sat Apr 15, 2017 5:13 am

"Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire. One says to the other, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other says, "Then just eat the vegetables."
"Turkey Vultures always vomit when they get nervous."
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Re: Cannibalism

by Thomas81 » Fri May 05, 2017 9:57 am

Wrong on so many levels! are you guys getting these from this joke book http://www.used.forsale/canada/joke-book haha i know it's where I get my good ones from.
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Re: Cannibalism

by Jesus Malverde » Sun May 07, 2017 1:09 am

More data for that crucial conversation. Hey, nobody said that "path of dialogue" was gonna be easy. :)

How many calories is that human? A nutritional guide for prehistoric cannibals
https://www.theverge.com/2017/4/6/15189 ... l-behavior
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Re: Cannibalism

by Jesus Malverde » Wed May 10, 2017 4:43 pm

But wait, there's more!

Carnivorous Deer..
In a study published this week in the Journal of Forensic Sciences, researchers highlighted their finding: Ungulates, too, will partake in human flesh, if it’s available.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017 ... mposition/

Deer may pursue flesh because they lack minerals like phosphorous, salt, and calcium, especially in the winter months when plant life is scarce.
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Re: Cannibalism

by Sierra Ledge Rat » Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:20 am

"Make sure that your partner is dead, but not dead for too long."

Good advice. You gotta let the meat tenderize for just the right amount of time.
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Re: Cannibalism

by lcarreau » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:18 am

I get all my advice from SP's forum pages. POOF! My mind just exploded from all the sound advice. Wonder if anybody likes brain meat?
"Turkey Vultures always vomit when they get nervous."
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Re: Cannibalism

by Sierra Ledge Rat » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:03 am

lcarreau wrote:Wonder if anybody likes brain meat?

Here's my favorite recipe for a tasty brain salad:

Chopped brain meat
Mayonnaise
Sweet pickle relish
Dash of lime juice
Dash of Tobbasco

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