mrh wrote:

Bob Sihler wrote:

mrh wrote:

Bob Sihler wrote:

Dave K wrote:

John Duffield wrote:

2_climbaxes wrote:Look at it this way, there is going to a single sexy woman back in the dating pool that is at least 50% as wealthy as Tiger was.

Is that right? No pre-nup?

Like any of us slobs would have a chance.

Speak for yourself. I'm sending in my application! (Don't tell my wife.)

Maybe Hopper can help you guys meet her. Afterall he knows all the hot, famous babes.

If you send her your picture, we're all out of the running.

What are you talking about? I'm a great looking man!

That's what I mean. It's all about the lazy eye!

John Duffield wrote:

2_climbaxes wrote:Look at it this way, there is going to a single sexy woman back in the dating pool that is at least 50% as wealthy as Tiger was.

Is that right? No pre-nup?

Even without a pre-nup, she's entitled to half of his earnings only since the date of their marriage. So unless he was stupid enough to commingle funds (and he'd have to be really, really stuipid to have done that), it is unlikely she'll end up with anything close to 50% of his net worth. Just like with Paul McCartney, that bitch on wheels ended up with about $60 million, even though Sir Paul is worth nearly $1 billion. A nice day's work, no doubt, but not 50%.

I need to beat Bob and mrh and send my application first

I don't have a wondering eye but maybe if I get braces I might have a chance. What do you guys think?

Bob Sihler wrote:

mrh wrote:

Bob Sihler wrote:

mrh wrote:

Bob Sihler wrote:

Dave K wrote:

John Duffield wrote:

2_climbaxes wrote:Look at it this way, there is going to a single sexy woman back in the dating pool that is at least 50% as wealthy as Tiger was.

Is that right? No pre-nup?

Like any of us slobs would have a chance.

Speak for yourself. I'm sending in my application! (Don't tell my wife.)

Maybe Hopper can help you guys meet her. Afterall he knows all the hot, famous babes.

If you send her your picture, we're all out of the running.

What are you talking about? I'm a great looking man!

That's what I mean. It's all about the lazy eye!

truchas wrote:

They look pretty big, so they may be fake. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Yea, I think she's got the lip enhancement thing going on too. I'm all in favor of the tit job, but the lip jobs always look ridiculous in my very humble opinion.

If I can touch em' then they're real

How did you reckon she got a lip job without seeing under her pants.

RayMondo wrote:How did you reckon she got a lip job without seeing under her pants.

Gak Icenberg wrote:I don't have a wondering eye but maybe if I get braces I might have a chance. What do you guys think?

Whats a wondering eye?

Don't get braces. You'd have less character.

mrh wrote:

Gak Icenberg wrote:I don't have a wondering eye but maybe if I get braces I might have a chance. What do you guys think?

Whats a wondering eye?

Don't get braces. You'd have less character.

I wandered about that myself...

truchas wrote:Looks like Tigers been banging a whole slew of whores.

Thats what I said before, if he only got caught now, theres sure to be more!

Why let Tiger have all the fun? Now you can play the long awaited Tiger Woods Wife Outrun game...

Alpinist wrote:Why let Tiger have all the fun? Now you can play the long awaited Tiger Woods Wife Outrun game...

haha now I can have fun too, just like Tiger, Thanks Alpinist, your the BEST!

So true. His life will suck. Every time he texts someone he is going to be under suspicion. He should have never married in the first place.

truchas wrote:Why doesn't Tiger just take the 20 million hit, get a divorce, then bang all the big titted whores he can find?