Bob Sihler wrote:

mrh wrote:

Bob Sihler wrote:

mrh wrote:

Bob Sihler wrote:

Dave K wrote:

John Duffield wrote:

2_climbaxes wrote:Look at it this way, there is going to a single sexy woman back in the dating pool that is at least 50% as wealthy as Tiger was.

Is that right? No pre-nup?

Like any of us slobs would have a chance.

Speak for yourself. I'm sending in my application! (Don't tell my wife.)

Maybe Hopper can help you guys meet her. Afterall he knows all the hot, famous babes.

If you send her your picture, we're all out of the running.

What are you talking about? I'm a great looking man!

That's what I mean. It's all about the lazy eye!

truchas wrote:

They look pretty big, so they may be fake. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Yea, I think she's got the lip enhancement thing going on too. I'm all in favor of the tit job, but the lip jobs always look ridiculous in my very humble opinion.

If I can touch em' then they're real

How did you reckon she got a lip job without seeing under her pants.

RayMondo wrote:How did you reckon she got a lip job without seeing under her pants.

Gak Icenberg wrote:I don't have a wondering eye but maybe if I get braces I might have a chance. What do you guys think?

Whats a wondering eye?

Don't get braces. You'd have less character.

mrh wrote:

Gak Icenberg wrote:I don't have a wondering eye but maybe if I get braces I might have a chance. What do you guys think?

Whats a wondering eye?

Don't get braces. You'd have less character.

I wandered about that myself...

truchas wrote:Looks like Tigers been banging a whole slew of whores.

Thats what I said before, if he only got caught now, theres sure to be more!

Why let Tiger have all the fun? Now you can play the long awaited Tiger Woods Wife Outrun game...

Alpinist wrote:Why let Tiger have all the fun? Now you can play the long awaited Tiger Woods Wife Outrun game...

haha now I can have fun too, just like Tiger, Thanks Alpinist, your the BEST!

So true. His life will suck. Every time he texts someone he is going to be under suspicion. He should have never married in the first place.

truchas wrote:Why doesn't Tiger just take the 20 million hit, get a divorce, then bang all the big titted whores he can find?

truchas wrote:Why doesn't Tiger just take the 20 million hit, get a divorce, then bang all the big titted whores he can find?

Tiger stands to lose a lot more than $20M from the loss of endorsements if he can't find a way to salvage his squeaky clean reputation. I'm sure he's hired a damage control expert by now who has likely told him that his wife's forgiveness would help his public image and perception. (Whatever happened must not have been that bad if his wife forgives him...)

But at the end of the day, is it interesting. If he was just some chap down the street, would it be worth all the publicity?

charles wrote:But at the end of the day, is it interesting. If he was just some chap down the street, would it be worth all the publicity?

No, that comes with the money!

truchas wrote: His wife was extremely hot, but maybe he got tired of her since she's from Scandinavia.

I have taken it upon myself to do small amount of editing re the above, so as to bring out more clearly the specific issue I now wish to address. I did consider leaving the original post intact and highlighting the sentence that to me is the crux of the thing. But I felt that this would lead to an unnecessarily long winded and therefore less easy to understand reply. So I went for the edit instead. I will check though once I have made this post and then decide if I have taken the right course of action, or whether use of bold could have been better. I don't think editing the post and using bold would have added anything to this. I could of course ask truchas who made the original post what his preferred option is, we do live in a democratic society after all. But by the time he reads this he would have first been standing in the corner and then having to try and eat British food, (yuk!), so I doubt he will be in the right frame of mind to give a coherent answer.


Truchas!

That is not a nice thing to say at all.

Go stand in the corner.

When you are allowed to come out of there you are going to be fed British food for a whole WEEK.