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Craig Peer

 
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by Craig Peer » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:41 pm

Ha ha, I can't resist........... :lol:

" Sierra Club Style " ( sung to Gilligan's Isle theme )

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started as an SC outing
Oh yes a hiking trip.

The mates were mighty horney though,
Of that you can be sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a Mustang Ranch tour, a Mustang Ranch tour.

The wives thought they were on a peak,
The truth would make them cross,
If not for their personal hidden Mastercards
The secret would be lost, the secret would be lost.

The guys set foot in the doors of this Nevada trailer pile
With 1000peaks
The some " hikers " too,
An SC leader ( but not his wife),
A climbing star
They also smoked some " Mary Jane ",
On a Sierra Club trip all the while!


So this is the tale of the Sierra Club,
According to old Pete,
Instead of climbing desert peaks,
They're in Mustang banging meat!

The Motherlode members and the others too,
Will do their very best,
To pretend they're enjoying nature trips
While stoned and groping breasts!!

No dust, no dirt, no freezing wind,
Not a single doggone tree,
They like to check out " Fauna "
In a hookers company!!

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
We'll tell your wife we're climbing " peaks ",
We just won't tell her it's in doggie style!!

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( MLC SC MEMBERS on a " FIELD TRIP " )
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by MoapaPk » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:44 pm

Crude but funny.

I've heard both Fauna and Flora are top-notch.

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by MoapaPk » Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:57 pm

Wow, that was fast! You must have had those waiting in the wings!

Also very clever (and of course, too crude for sensitive eyes).

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by ksolem » Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:18 am

stupid.

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by Bob Burd » Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:54 pm

I'm trying to follow this (not sure why) - some woman leaves her kids at a shopping mall to go hiking with the MLC SC? Maybe she should have left them in her car with the windows rolled up to keep them safe.

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by TheOrglingLlama » Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:28 pm

butitsadryheat wrote:
sjarelkwint wrote:
TheOrglingLlama wrote:14 hour nights ! That's what I'm talking about :mrgreen:


With or without the velcros?


:lol:


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by gordonye » Sat Dec 19, 2009 5:03 pm

Dougb wrote:The world is going to continue to follow history and nothing is going to change in that regard. You can save all the Redwoods, but eventually something is gonna get them. History repeats. If you want to look into the future, it will be found by studying the past. Personally, I have the most respect for those who still try to make the world a better place even though the odds are against them, but my gut tells me the smartest people are those who live for themselves.


The world is going to follow history but history is made partially by people. Everyone is capable of changing history in small ways, maybe not as much as one hopes for, but still it's not a reason to give up completely.

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