Ha ha, I can't resist...........
" Sierra Club Style " ( sung to Gilligan's Isle theme )
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started as an SC outing
Oh yes a hiking trip.
The mates were mighty horney though,
Of that you can be sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a Mustang Ranch tour, a Mustang Ranch tour.
The wives thought they were on a peak,
The truth would make them cross,
If not for their personal hidden Mastercards
The secret would be lost, the secret would be lost.
The guys set foot in the doors of this Nevada trailer pile
With 1000peaks
The some " hikers " too,
An SC leader ( but not his wife),
A climbing star
They also smoked some " Mary Jane ",
On a Sierra Club trip all the while!
So this is the tale of the Sierra Club,
According to old Pete,
Instead of climbing desert peaks,
They're in Mustang banging meat!
The Motherlode members and the others too,
Will do their very best,
To pretend they're enjoying nature trips
While stoned and groping breasts!!
No dust, no dirt, no freezing wind,
Not a single doggone tree,
They like to check out " Fauna "
In a hookers company!!
So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
We'll tell your wife we're climbing " peaks ",
We just won't tell her it's in doggie style!!
( MLC SC MEMBERS on a " FIELD TRIP " )