This guy can't be serious:

http://www.summitpost.org/users/flooring1220/76635

"Our client spirit headed submissive approach,Belief of customers,our highly formed ultramodern thistlelike professionals and our escalating customers presents our abilities in this marketplace."

This gal looks good, but looks aren't everything ..

http://www.summitpost.org/users/corafritsche/76640

"A wide range of coat racks and closet accessories is my main specialty ..."

For some, it's hard to tell the difference between a coat rack and an ice axe.

Here's another freak:

http://www.summitpost.org/users/vivid/76681

Nice comments posted to items...um, trying to sell something?

http://www.summitpost.org/view_object.p ... 538#444538

And what's this obsession with everything having to be 6 inches?

I thought this man was dead.

http://www.summitpost.org/users/johnkennedy/76702

Yeah, but WHAT does software have to do with a beautiful woman standing out in the snow ???

http://www.summitpost.org/users/sriannadesttiny/76711

I guess the smiling Asian girls just weren't drawing in the traffic. Time to switch to a more convincing tack. Thankfully as now I am a fully qualified DJ!

Just a hunch but the elves should keep an eye open based on this one post from a "new member".

Fuck, I just promised twoshits I'd shut the fuck up for a month... but free ICE CREAM!!eleven

Hmmm, unless this free ice cream thing is a trap. Like, with heroin needles and Jihad literature hidden in the cones, to ruin American children. You lick the cone once and then you're all "Allah! Muhammad! Jihad! Heroin!"

http://www.summitpost.org/users/oliviavoldaren/77871

Florida Frank wrote:http://www.summitpost.org/users/louisvuitton/78185

He spammed many pages with this:

louis vuitton is one of the most counterfeited brands in the fashion world due to its image as a status symbol. Ironically, the signature cheap louis vuitton handbag was created to prevent counterfeiting. In 2004, Louis Vuitton fakes accounted for 18% of counterfeit accessories seized in the European Union. LH

It would be nice if all his post could be deleted.

semi-advertising in forums; might just need a warning

http://www.summitpost.org/users/iskander/78189

Posting gibberish links in the forum:

http://www.summitpost.org/users/supercar/98551

Really?
http://www.summitpost.org/users/rahil/98536

Spammer: http://www.summitpost.org/users/queen2012/98653

Hello dear,
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and I'm interested in knowing you & being friendly with you . I would
appreciate if we get acquainted as soon as possible, you can reach me
through my private e-mail stated below so that we can get to know each
other better.
My private e-mail:
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Similar bogus member: http://www.summitpost.org/users/queen2012/98653

Alpinist wrote:Spammer: http://www.summitpost.org/users/queen2012/98653

Hello dear,
My name is Miss.Queen jobe, I got your contact details http://www.summitpost.org
and I'm interested in knowing you & being friendly with you . I would
appreciate if we get acquainted as soon as possible, you can reach me
through my private e-mail stated below so that we can get to know each
other better.
My private e-mail:
Dear contact my email (id) ,so that i can give you
my photos ok,

I was SO EXCITED when I visited just now and saw I had a PM, I actually thought someone wanted to talk to me. Damn