I guess the smiling Asian girls just weren't drawing in the traffic. Time to switch to a more convincing tack. Thankfully as now I am a fully qualified DJ!

Just a hunch but the elves should keep an eye open based on this one post from a "new member".

Fuck, I just promised twoshits I'd shut the fuck up for a month... but free ICE CREAM!!eleven

Hmmm, unless this free ice cream thing is a trap. Like, with heroin needles and Jihad literature hidden in the cones, to ruin American children. You lick the cone once and then you're all "Allah! Muhammad! Jihad! Heroin!"

http://www.summitpost.org/users/oliviavoldaren/77871

Florida Frank wrote:http://www.summitpost.org/users/louisvuitton/78185

He spammed many pages with this:

louis vuitton is one of the most counterfeited brands in the fashion world due to its image as a status symbol. Ironically, the signature cheap louis vuitton handbag was created to prevent counterfeiting. In 2004, Louis Vuitton fakes accounted for 18% of counterfeit accessories seized in the European Union. LH

It would be nice if all his post could be deleted.

semi-advertising in forums; might just need a warning

http://www.summitpost.org/users/iskander/78189

Posting gibberish links in the forum:

http://www.summitpost.org/users/supercar/98551

Really?
http://www.summitpost.org/users/rahil/98536

Spammer: http://www.summitpost.org/users/queen2012/98653

Hello dear,
My name is Miss.Queen jobe, I got your contact details http://www.summitpost.org
and I'm interested in knowing you & being friendly with you . I would
appreciate if we get acquainted as soon as possible, you can reach me
through my private e-mail stated below so that we can get to know each
other better.
My private e-mail:
Dear contact my email (id) ,so that i can give you
my photos ok,

Similar bogus member: http://www.summitpost.org/users/queen2012/98653

Alpinist wrote:Spammer: http://www.summitpost.org/users/queen2012/98653

Hello dear,
My name is Miss.Queen jobe, I got your contact details http://www.summitpost.org
and I'm interested in knowing you & being friendly with you . I would
appreciate if we get acquainted as soon as possible, you can reach me
through my private e-mail stated below so that we can get to know each
other better.
My private e-mail:
Dear contact my email (id) ,so that i can give you
my photos ok,

I was SO EXCITED when I visited just now and saw I had a PM, I actually thought someone wanted to talk to me. Damn

CSUMarmot wrote:I was SO EXCITED when I visited just now and saw I had a PM, I actually thought someone wanted to talk to me. Damn

LOL! I was hoping the same thing when I looked in my inbox.

Shoe salesman..........http://www.summitpost.org/users/adah654/99329

http://www.summitpost.org/users/josezachary/101443
Dentist promoting his practice.

http://www.summitpost.org/users/avaisabelle/101445

Office furniture???

http://www.summitpost.org/user_page.php?user_id=101896

"HELL, HOW YOU DOING?..."
There was more to it, but I got a kick out of how they started.