Will teleportation ruin mountain sports?

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Re: Will teleportation ruin mountain sports?

by jiminy20 » Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:06 pm

I hear solar powered teleportation is close to the human testing phase...hopefully this will ease fears of global warming when mountain tele-hopping. When experimenting with hamsters, it was shown that on a cloudy day there is a strong chance of internal combustion mid-teleportation - so as of yet this technique has not been perfected

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Re: Will teleportation ruin mountain sports?

by Lolli » Sun Aug 12, 2012 2:24 am

I'd love it!
+1 for not having to descend.


As they still only have been able to teleport one single molecule, I think I'll wait a little bit longer though.

How do they teleport one's soul? it's rather intangible, isn't it?
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Re: Will teleportation ruin mountain sports?

by lcarreau » Sun Aug 12, 2012 2:32 am

I've been SITTING HERE listening to this, and I've come to a conclusion ... let's have a MEETING to decide whether we need another MEETING ...

(Why ? Because, I love those sugary donuts ... :D )

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Re: Will teleportation ruin mountain sports?

by lcarreau » Sun Aug 12, 2012 2:35 am

jiminy20 wrote:I hear solar powered teleportation is close to the human testing phase...hopefully this will ease fears of global warming when mountain tele-hopping. When experimenting with hamsters ...


"Turkey Vultures always vomit when they get nervous."

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