Have You Ever Been Abducted by Extraterrestrials ???

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Have You Ever Been Abducted by Extraterrestrials ???

by obsidian » Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:33 pm

...My feeling is that alpine mountaineers are the perfect victims for Extraterrestrial Abductions,...
I'm not really sure why that should be the case,...maybe, the Extraterrestrials have a captive breading program happening,...
...I wish Mr. Spock was around so that I could ask him,...
Should we be concerned ???

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Re: Have You Ever Been Abducted by Extraterrestrials ???

by JHH60 » Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:55 pm

Now that the NPS allows weapons in national parks, we can all carry our Noisy Crickets (http://meninblack.wikia.com/wiki/Noisy_Cricket) and hike and climb the backcountry without fear of alien abduction.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Abducted by Extraterrestrials ???

by Buz Groshong » Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:04 pm

obsidian wrote:...My feeling is that alpine mountaineers are the perfect victims for Extraterrestrial Abductions,...
I'm not really sure why that should be the case,...maybe, the Extraterrestrials have a captive breading program happening,...
...I wish Mr. Spock was around so that I could ask him,...
Should we be concerned ???


After they bread them, do they fry them?

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Re: Have You Ever Been Abducted by Extraterrestrials ???

by Enkidu » Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:04 pm

I am an extraterrestrial
Bring a compass. It's awkward when you have to eat your friends

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Re: Have You Ever Been Abducted by Extraterrestrials ???

by JHH60 » Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:22 pm

Buz Groshong wrote:After they bread them, do they fry them?


More likely they freeze dry them. If you're going to climb the eight summits (the highest on each planet in the solar system, including the 21K meter Olympus Mons) you better have food that's not only tasty and nutritious, but also light weight.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Abducted by Extraterrestrials ???

by Sarah Simon » Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:29 pm

I've seen a lot of illegal aliens in the mountains of southern Arizona...does that count?
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Re: Have You Ever Been Abducted by Extraterrestrials ???

by Andrew Rankine » Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:41 pm

Is it being abducted, or traveling to another dimension by accident? More here: http://thebeatlesneverbrokeup.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1&Itemid=53

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by lcarreau » Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:54 pm

Okay -- okay, okay .... think I'll BITE on this one.

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Rock on, alien beings ..

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by lcarreau » Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:59 am

Sarah Simon wrote:I've seen a lot of illegal aliens in the mountains of southern Arizona...does that count?


"Turkey Vultures always vomit when they get nervous."

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by Andrew Rankine » Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:15 am

lcarreau wrote:


Perhaps the Twilight Zone would also be fitting...

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Re: Have You Ever Been Abducted by Extraterrestrials ???

by Marmaduke » Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:15 am

Sarah Simon wrote:I've seen a lot of illegal aliens in the mountains of southern Arizona...does that count?


Uhmm?

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Re: Have You Ever Been Abducted by Extraterrestrials ???

by Sierra Ledge Rat » Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:28 pm

The song Affected Specimen from my favorite West Virginia hillbilly band:

There must be someothing out there,
There must be something out there.

Alien abduction, alien abduction.
Take me up in a space ship!
Alien abduction, alien abduction.
Take me up in a space ship, hook me up with a space trip, hey....

The Martians are coming,
Clem, put away that shotgun.
Those fancy lights will make me blind,
I think they want a drink of my 'shine...

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Re: Have You Ever Been Abducted by Extraterrestrials ???

by artrock23 » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:06 am

Ever been to the Cosmotropics?

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Re: Have You Ever Been Abducted by Extraterrestrials ???

by lcarreau » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:09 am

Daaaaa .....


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