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Howw to Eat Your Partner

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMcCmULdEeI[/youtube]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMcCmULdEeI

Broken-bon appetit.

Time to have that much-needed and updated discussion with your climbing/hiking partner(s):

Cannibalism Study Finds People Are Not That Nutritious
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017 ... y-science/

"Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire. One says to the other, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other says, "Then just eat the vegetables."

Wrong on so many levels! are you guys getting these from this joke book http://www.used.forsale/canada/joke-book haha i know it's where I get my good ones from.

More data for that crucial conversation. Hey, nobody said that "path of dialogue" was gonna be easy.

How many calories is that human? A nutritional guide for prehistoric cannibals
https://www.theverge.com/2017/4/6/15189 ... l-behavior

But wait, there's more!

Carnivorous Deer..
In a study published this week in the Journal of Forensic Sciences, researchers highlighted their finding: Ungulates, too, will partake in human flesh, if it’s available.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017 ... mposition/

Deer may pursue flesh because they lack minerals like phosphorous, salt, and calcium, especially in the winter months when plant life is scarce.

"Make sure that your partner is dead, but not dead for too long."

Good advice. You gotta let the meat tenderize for just the right amount of time.

I get all my advice from SP's forum pages. POOF! My mind just exploded from all the sound advice. Wonder if anybody likes brain meat?

lcarreau wrote:Wonder if anybody likes brain meat?

Here's my favorite recipe for a tasty brain salad:

Chopped brain meat
Mayonnaise
Sweet pickle relish
Dash of lime juice
Dash of Tobbasco