Dear Troll,
I know you are lurking. How could you not be? You are an asshole, but you are a clever one, and I respect that. While I didn't appreciate waking up and finding untold hours of effort vanished, I do appreciate the chaos and the fun you must have had causing it. So I give credit where it's due. Even if all that content really was permanently gone, I would still tip my hat to you for your successful stunt. After all, it's a website, not life, so I wasn't going to run off and commit hari kari over this.
Now let's see you be man enough to out yourself. Plus, we would love to know some things. Not how you did it-- we think we know but also know you'll never say. No, we want to know what it was. Did you get mad that a member was deleted? Did my article mocking SP's drama queens (you?) touch a nerve? Why was Dow the only non-elf you deleted? Old grudge? I've got a few decent ideas who you are, but please step up to receive your medal.
Sincerely,
Shitler